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Bang Gang

By:Jade West

Bang Gang
Jade West

       Maria, an incredible friend and a wonderful mother.

You're an inspiration  –  tireless, loyal, passionate …  awesome.

I see it all, everything you do, and I'm truly proud of the woman you are.

This one's for you. Xx





Ten thirty a.m. and I was buried deep under the bonnet of Ken Farley's  old Audi, sweating my bollocks off as I wrestled with the soon-to-blow  cam belt he should've had replaced thirty thousand miles ago. Tight  bastard. The sweet smell of Sunday night pussy was already lost under  the stink of oil on my fingers, ears ringing with the same old chatter  of local radio blaring through the garage, and the lads, full of banter  as they recapped the Saturday darts win down the Dog and Drum.

Petey slapped a hand on the bonnet over my head. Tea delivery, nice and strong, just a splash of milk. The lad was learning.

I hardly know my own fucking name before at least three brews in the  morning, especially on a Monday. The week ahead was already booked to  the hilt, and then came the post-weekend breakdown calls. Three cars in  our yard this morning before I'd even opened up.

Help us out, Darren, I've gotta get up Shrewsbury way on Wednesday. Help  us out, Trent, I've got an airport run tomorrow. I've got to get the  kids from school at three. I've got to get Aunt Marjorie's shopping.  Gotta get to the cinema. Got a hot date and no wheels, please squeeze me  in, mate. You're a fucking lifesaver.

I downed tools and took a swig of tea, just in time to catch the  conversation shift. Buck cranked down the volume on the radio, cleared  his throat.

"Mandy fucking Taylor," he announced to Hugh and Jim, fresh back in from  a Mazda pick-up out on the Abergavenny roundabout. "Last night. Me,  Trent and little Petey boy." He ruffled the lad's hair as he dished out  the rest of the mugs.

"Fuck off," Jimmy scoffed. "Talk about shitting on your doorstep. She's  got a loose tongue, that one, you'll be the talk of the bloody village,  man."

Mandy fucking Taylor had more than a loose tongue, but some things are best left unsaid.

"Told you," Buck continued. "She always wanted a piece of  Big-Buck-loving, just a matter of time." He smoothed down his beard,  struck up his bear pose. "Petey got right in there. Fucked her good,  didn't you, lad?"

I watched the pink spring up on Petey's cheeks. It made me smirk. He was  still wet behind the ears, still humping away on the ladies like a pup  due to have his nuts off. He'd learn soon enough, and in the meantime  having a youngster on the rounds was a thrill our clientele seemed to  enjoy.

Mandy fucking Taylor had requested our little Petey boy by name, and she  wasn't the first. The lad was turning out to be an apprentice on all  fronts, not just on the car side.

Jimmy shook his head. "You've really gone and done it. Good old Mandy  Taylor fucked Dave Dawson out the back of the Drum the summer before  last. Whole village knew he had an extra bollock by nine sharp next  morning."

Everyone knew Dave Dawson had an extra bollock. Everyone. A hernia  apparently. The thought that that rumour came from Mandy's mouth gave me  the shivers. I looked at Buck, and he shrugged at me.

"She said she'd keep it to herself," he offered, but it was limp. Hardly  the steadfast declaration he'd pushed my way before we'd taken her on.

"You said she'd keep it to herself," I said. "Told me she was one million percent sound."

He shrugged again. "She's alright, is Mandy. She isn't gonna say anything …  no way … "

Famous last fucking words. I chugged down the rest of my tea.

There's rarely such a thing as a secret in a village like ours.  Pontrilas - a twee little place right on the Welsh border. It was  amazing our little extra-curricular was still off the village radar. You  can trace the family trees in this place back to when time began. Same  old faces, same old news, same old cars.

Except the rumble of the one pulling onto the yard. We all turned to  look at it, all five of us, conversation over. The engine was a fucking  melody, the beautiful purr of a finely tuned Porsche 911. It came to a  stop, at a graceful diagonal in prime position across our open shutters.                       
       
           



       

A cacophony of wolf whistles, and I wasn't sure whether the lads were  complimenting the car or the huge pair of tits driving it. Probably a  bit of both.

I turned back to Ken's engine, Monday morning wasn't the time for this  shit, regardless of what tricks Eleanor Hartwell had up her sleeve. The  Porsche belonged to her old man, a retired bigshot who'd been unable to  get his dick up since turning sixty a few years back. This was their way  to keep a happy marriage by all accounts. Him golfing, her getting a  bit of rough from a group of sweaty mechanics, courtesy of cash advances  on his Gold card. Different strokes for different folks.

I heard the clack of heels on concrete, the familiar husk of a woman  used to getting her own way. "Hello, boys." She paused. "Hi Trent."

I waited until I could smell her perfume. She propped herself up on my tool trolley, her head tossed back.

"Eleanor," I grunted.

She raised an eyebrow. "I was …  passing …  I hoped you could … " Her eyes  swept down my overalls, came to rest on my crotch. "Fit me in for a  service … " My dick twitched under her stare, and I cursed myself. "I  couldn't get hold of you yesterday afternoon …  Ted was out on the course …   we could've … "

"I was busy," I said. "I had the girls."

She nodded. "Of course, sorry." She fluffed her hair a little. "Sunday,  yes, I should've known." She held up her keys. "I can go …  if it's not  convenient …  I was just passing … "

I smirked, and no words were needed. Nobody just passes here from fifty  fucking miles away. I grabbed a rag from the tray at the side of her,  and her breath caught as I wiped the oil from my fingers. I could feel  the tension, the four pairs of eyes fixed on me from across the room,  waiting. Buck gave me a nod behind her back. Petey was all but fucking  slavering. Hugh was still composed, sipping his tea, but Jimmy O was hip  thrusting, his tongue pinched between his teeth. Dirty fucker.

I focused back on Eleanor, at the thick red lipstick on her lips and the  tight little dress she was wearing. The diamonds around her neck were  real and I knew it, her blonde curls bounced over her big tits, which  weren't real in the slightest and I knew that, too. The woman must be  approaching fifty, but you'd sure as fuck never know that. Botox and a  personal trainer. She smelled of money. Money and hot, wet pussy.

I pointed at the Audi. "My good friend, Ken, needs this bastard fixed up  by three o'clock." I tipped my head to the row of cars behind hers.  "Mondays are never a good day for a drive-by. We've got breakdowns  coming out of our ears."

She reached into her Gucci handbag, pulled out an envelope, crisp and white. "I'll be very generous, for the inconvenience."

The envelope looked thick, much thicker than usual. There was only the  muffled sound of the radio and the silence of bated breath as I weighed  it up. I took a step closer, until my mouth was at her ear.

"You have to be out of here by midday so I can get this shit done. Deal?"

I felt her nod, her breath tickling my ear. "Deal."

"What do you want?"

She knew exactly what I meant. "You … " she said. "And Buck … " She pointed  over her shoulder. "I want to take the big guy. I want to take the both  of you."

"Just the two of us?"

She nodded. "Unless you can spare me the afternoon, too. Maybe even the  week." She laughed and licked her lips, and she looked like a cheap  porno. It shouldn't have turned me on but it did. It turned me on a shit  ton. "Hot and hard, Trent. I want it hot and hard." Her voice was just a  whisper. "Oh fuck, Trent, I've been thinking about this all morning.  I've been thinking about you."

My mouth was watering as I looked over to the guys. I pulled out my  wallet, took out a couple of twenties. "Run to the shop, will you,  Petey? Cigarettes and sandwiches, get a round in." I smiled. "Take your  time about it."

The lad nodded, took the cash and made a dash for it. I tipped my head  at Buck and he grinned. I flashed Hugh the look and he read my mind. He  slapped Jimmy O on the back.                       
       
           



       

"Let's go to Brecon, pick up that old Clio."

Jimmy let out a sigh. "Some guys get all the pissing luck," he groaned, but he was already grabbing his jacket.

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